Tuesday, April 1, 2008

There is always next year

I have some very wise fashion advice here ladies. Listen up and Listen up close!

If you want people to think you have lost weight then just buy some new clothes and stop wearing the old clothes you have "outgrown." It will be so interesting to hear dozens of people mention how you have lost weight when you know you have lost nothing.

Actually you are very well aware that the diet and exercising you were doing a couple months ago have long since fallen to the wayside and you are somewhat back to your old routines with a couple new healthy habits.

However, you really know that you need to get back to the health kick again, but you just can't do it. Nope, you just can't. So you just take the compliments from people with a smile. Then go home, sit on the couch with your laptop, eat a late night snack and watch Biggest Loser.

2 comments:

Pam said...

I'm laughing with you as I polish off a can of cashews...

Jessie said...

Are you seriously living the same life I am?
Let's just not grow into our new clothes thinking there is so much room in them....