This is NEWS?

I never really understand how some stories become important news. I never thought I'd see the day that a celebrity nearly loosing a ring down a drain would be news! Well today was the day. Check it out here and for those of you who watched "Regis and Kelly" I am envious, you were a part of some breaking news! I'll be sure to call CNN the next time I call a plumber to fish out the crud shoved in the toilet by the kid!